me: before you speak, do u make any appointment?
brother:what? no.
me: no appointment, no talk.
brother: i wanna ask u la stupid. when u come home.
me: tomorrow never die. haha.
brother: u die tomorrow. i guarantee that. i upah bounty hunter to hunter you.
me: MOTHER FATHER! (motherfu*ker)
brother: u ah. hey you. u know Snoop Dogg ?of course u know right ?
me: yeah the nigga one. like u. why?
brother: chat with u like biskut almond london u know ? kjp online kjp off? he is islam u know ?
me: hey hey. my broadband is fucking lembab one
brother: yeah. just like u -____-
fucking ass my brother. hahaha. but i do love him. he's effin sweet and i know he miss me :)
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